Episode 255

Hamfisters we have our first Threepeat!

Jordan is still AFP (Away From Podcast) so for the third week in a row, Charles “Bindle Stiff” Mair returns to Horsingham Downs to talk hunting Hiddleswifts, Ghost Veterinarians and the importance of washing behind your ears.

We thank DeForest Nation, this week on Horsetrack Hooligans.



Show Notes

Insane Clown Posse – Miracles


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Episode 254

My tenth level Bard who plays four different instruments, particularly the bag pipes but the other party members don’t like the bag pipes and so one of them poke a hole in my bag pipes with his rapier!”

Dungeons & Dragons patter can only mean one thing! Charles “Bindle Stiff” Mair returns this week to talk about fishing for ducks, time travel lottery winnings & to tell us all about his Dungeons and Dragons character.

We do arm curls with rubber chickens, this week on Horsetrack Hooligans.



Updates & Corrections

The term Chris heard about in Silicon Valley was “Meinertzhagen’s Haversack” which is explained as “Continuing to act the part”. The term comes from Colonel Richard Meinertzhagen who is credited with creating and executing the infamous Haversack Ruse.

Axhandle got it wrong. The ‘Handsome Weeping Boys’ don’t cry for you. Instead they can be hired to come over, watch sad videos with you and then wipe away your tears when you cry.


Show Notes

Johnson Outboard Motors


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Episode 253

Chuck and an unknown lady friend who doesn’t realise she’s Chuck’s lady friend sitting in a tree.  K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Charles “Bindle Stiff” Mair is back in the down to talk terrible transparent caesars, vorpal sword critiques and most importantly, the latest developments in his love life.

Coming this fall Trumpo!, this week on Horsetrack Hooligans.



Updates & Corrections

The Aerosmith album featuring the song “Janie’s Got A Gun” was Pump. Axhandle was thinking of the Aerosmith album “Permanent Vacation”.

In British English, “commode” is the standard term for a chair, often on wheels, enclosing a chamber pot—as used in hospitals and the homes of invalids.

Hal Landon Jr played Captain Logan. J Patrick NcNamara played Mr. Preston. Neither were in the film “The Cabin In The Woods”. It is likely Charles was thinking of Richard Jenkins.

Vasquez Rocks Natural Area Park is a 932-acre park located in the Sierra Pelona Mountains, in northern Los Angeles County, California. It is located in the town of Agua Dulce between the suburbs of Santa Clarita and Palmdale.


Show Notes

The Dead Milkmen – Punk Rock Girl


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Episode 252

Warren praises Prime Minister pride parade party, Jordan favours faulty fire walking, & Chris considers Coogan chronicle.

Being a Scientist is a tough gig, this week on Horsetrack Hooligans.



Updates & Corrections

Korea has four seasons, with a wet monsoon/summer season in the middle of the year, and a cold winter from November to March.

Richard Prince is the artist that is selling other people’s instagram shots without permission.

Rondo Hatton was known for his unique facial features which were the result of acromegaly, a syndrome caused by a disorder of the pituitary gland. Tony Robbins does have acromegaly.

The movie Jordan couldn’t remember featuring Molly Shannon and Peter Sarsgaard is “Year of the Dog”.

The guitarist Jordan mentioned who claims to be able to control his dreams is Steve Vai.

The album Axhandle was referring to was “Surfing With The Alien” by Joe Satriani.


Show Notes

Full Metal Jacket – The Virgin Mary Scene


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Episode 251

Warren brings out the slippers, Jordan busts out the Gorn, & Chris breaks down Columbo.

We move surprisingly fast when there is raw chicken around, this week on Horsetrack Hooligans.



Updates & Corrections

Carol Burnett sued the Enquirer for libel after being falsely accused by the National Enquirer of arguing with Henry Kissinger, drunkly sharing desserts and spilling wine on a customer while out for dinner at a restaurant.

Axhandle got his Brit-Coms mixed up. Man About The House was the show that they based Three’s Company off of, not Robin’s Nest.

The Star Trek: The Original Series entitled “The Arena” (featuring the Gorn) was season one, episode eighteen.

In 2001, the magazine broke its longstanding taboo and began running advertising.


Show Notes

Fast Times At Ridgemont High – Pizza In Class


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Episode 250

Warren squanders ten dollars at the beach, Jordan spends his night watching terrible TV, & Chris wastes everyone time talking about Columbo.

Remember, we’ve had a lot of pills, this week on Horsetrack Hooligans.



Updates & Corrections

Johnny Carson was accompanied to his second wife’s secret apartment by Henry Bushkin, lawyer to the late Johnny Carson.  The incident is outlined in the book “Johnny Carson” written by Henry Bushkin.


Show Notes

Barry Manilow – Mandy


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Episode 249

Warren gets a mouth full of baseball, Jordan takes a bite out of Selina Gomez, & Chris masters flapping his jaw.

We lay down a sparkly in your howler, this week of Horsetrack Hooligans.



Updates & Corrections

The navigator for the Enola Gay was Theodore “Dutch” Van Kirk.


Show Notes

War with Gwynne Dyer – Part 6: Notes on Nuclear War



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